Debugging Aficionado Gifts

"I think we could work very well together."

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"Stan, it's come to my attention that you have been creeping people out at work."

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

TECHNICAL SUPPORT, 'Have you tried pounding it with your fist?'

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

"My owner used me irresponsibly and now I have a virus."

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

"Well Darling, there you go, our own bit of swamp: A perfect place to raise a family..."

'You want to discuss the glitches in the software I sent you? No, Tuesday's out - how about never - is never okay?'

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

Selfbee

Yeah, I'm on metamorphosis leave tomorrow: I can't wait!'

National Opera: Wriggletto

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

'This word processing program is very user friendly. All the O's contain a happy face.'

"Hi Honey, I'm Holmes"

Entering silicon valley, speed limit: 110111

Home Business - Accounting Software.

Owl answers telephone.

Snail with Trumpet Shell Leaves A Music shop

'Well, it's been nice talking to you, even if you are a recording.'

Oh my... It looks like you have only 24 hours left to live...

"Mr and Mrs. Znyzz? Your test results are back. I'm afraid you only have seven weeks left to get pregnant!"

"And that's why I don't have a steaming pile of s**t in my back yard."

"No, it's not valuable it's just a conversation piece."

"Damn. The minute I eat a stink bug, in walks Mr. Wonderful!..."