Debugging Aficionado Mugs

"I think we could work very well together."

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"Stan, it's come to my attention that you have been creeping people out at work."

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

'His debugging skills are exceptional.'

TECHNICAL SUPPORT, 'Have you tried pounding it with your fist?'

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

"Well Darling, there you go, our own bit of swamp: A perfect place to raise a family..."

"My owner used me irresponsibly and now I have a virus."

'You want to discuss the glitches in the software I sent you? No, Tuesday's out - how about never - is never okay?'

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

Yeah, I'm on metamorphosis leave tomorrow: I can't wait!'

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

Selfbee

National Opera: Wriggletto

Ok, now I know why the other superheroes wear masks.

'This word processing program is very user friendly. All the O's contain a happy face.'

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

"Hi Honey, I'm Holmes"

Entering silicon valley, speed limit: 110111

Home Business - Accounting Software.

Owl answers telephone.

Oh my... It looks like you have only 24 hours left to live...

Snail with Trumpet Shell Leaves A Music shop

"No, it's not valuable it's just a conversation piece."

"Damn. The minute I eat a stink bug, in walks Mr. Wonderful!..."

"Mr and Mrs. Znyzz? Your test results are back. I'm afraid you only have seven weeks left to get pregnant!"

'Well, it's been nice talking to you, even if you are a recording.'

I don't mind one fly doing the backstroke in my soup, but six of them playing "Marco Polo" is just ridiculous.