Debugging Enthusiast Prints

'You want to discuss the glitches in the software I sent you? No, Tuesday's out - how about never - is never okay?'

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!'

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

"I think we could work very well together."

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

'His debugging skills are exceptional.'

'Are you sure this is where you buried your Daddy?'

TECHNICAL SUPPORT, 'Have you tried pounding it with your fist?'

"You took your time!" "Better latte than never"

"My owner used me irresponsibly and now I have a virus."

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

Darlene? Rudy? I heard you might be hanging out here. I thought I'd come by just to say hello and see how you're doing. That's nice. Coffee King. I love you. Hence Coffee King. House of Java.

"Hi Honey, I'm Holmes"

Computer College Graduation.

"We need a brownfield site."

"Can you recommend a good exercise program?"

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

Home Business - Accounting Software.

'Site of the historic battle between Ace Development Co. and Citizens to Save Trees'.

'Newly discovered binary love letter from Bill Gates to his high school sweetheart.'

"Thanks to my advice your lame software doesn't work at all now? No need to thank me, sir! That's what customer service is for!"

"My website earned $168 million last year. But as you can tell, I personally haven't made one penny."