Detective Enthusiast Prints

"You've got to hand it to Johnson...if anyone has undeclared assets he's the man to find them!"

'There you are!' (Bureau of Missing Persons)

"Hi Honey, I'm Holmes"

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

Comb for going over everything!

'Agreed, she is a dangerous criminal and we had to track her down, but boy does she small nice!'

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

Joan Hickson

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

The Department of Mystery - No one really knows who we are or what we do, including us.

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"Don't editorialize."

Channelling on the Cheap

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"Maybe our beloved founder is trying to tell us something."

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

'Turns out it was J K Rowling, in the drawing room, with a laptop.'