Niche Publication Fan Pillows

Pardon me, do you have the latest issue of WQ? WQ? Wolverines' Quarterly.

It's great for pulling the birds!

"Krazy straw"

Ransom Library. Oh, that's just Henry … He's a history buff. Wild West.

The Old Curiosity Shop

"Leftovers"

"It took me a long time to teach him how to fetch a newspaper."

Mole News: Obituaries

Undercover Agent

Suicide

"Did you hear that Henderson ascended to Heaven amid the entire angelic assembly? You can't buy publicity like that."

Book Publisher. Editor. It's perfect! A history of toasters as a pop-up book.

'A most powerful, moving and scary book - botanists will love it!'

More Bad News for Network TV: The Insect Channel

Eggs Sunny Side Up.

'Of course he's not all there.'

Underappreciated Pride Days

eBook signing,

'Yes, the sales figures are disappointing, but 'Carrion Connoisseur Guide' is hardly aimes at a mainstream audience...'

Armageddon Cheese - "There's no best before date."

World News.

'Fifty-seven authors, and neither one of us was included.'

"If I may indulge in a bit of hyperbole, Jensen, this report of yours is good."

This comic strip runs in family newspapers, and we're not allowed to show characters touching each other inappropriately. I just heard they extended that to include punctuation marks. So, I'm afraid you'll need to separate those filthy exclamation points. !!!

Nicoderm expands its product line.

Man getting excited about 'The pawn channel'

"Sorry, still no openings for a professional 'Clapper.'"

Leaking 'waterbed of nails'.

'Beg.'

'I really wish you wouldn't call me at work, darling!'

The American Journal of Women's Arms

"Business Section, Sports section, Lifestyle section..."

Man passes a nun sitting on a park bench reading a magazine entitled "Bride of Christ".

"Life for Hans was Grim Until The Launch of the Buttocks Channel."