Niche Publication Fan Pillows

It's great for pulling the birds!

"Krazy straw"

The Old Curiosity Shop

"Leftovers"

"It took me a long time to teach him how to fetch a newspaper."

Mole News: Obituaries

Undercover Agent

Suicide

"Did you hear that Henderson ascended to Heaven amid the entire angelic assembly? You can't buy publicity like that."

'A most powerful, moving and scary book - botanists will love it!'

More Bad News for Network TV: The Insect Channel

'Of course he's not all there.'

Underappreciated Pride Days

eBook signing,

'Yes, the sales figures are disappointing, but 'Carrion Connoisseur Guide' is hardly aimes at a mainstream audience...'

Armageddon Cheese - "There's no best before date."

World News.

'Fifty-seven authors, and neither one of us was included.'

"If I may indulge in a bit of hyperbole, Jensen, this report of yours is good."

Man getting excited about 'The pawn channel'

"Sorry, still no openings for a professional 'Clapper.'"

Leaking 'waterbed of nails'.

'Beg.'

'I really wish you wouldn't call me at work, darling!'

The American Journal of Women's Arms

"Business Section, Sports section, Lifestyle section..."

Man passes a nun sitting on a park bench reading a magazine entitled "Bride of Christ".

"Life for Hans was Grim Until The Launch of the Buttocks Channel."