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More Bad News for Network TV: The Insect Channel

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"They grow up so fast."

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Create some buzz!

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

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Newspaper suicide.

Binge Watch

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

Presenter Auditions.

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

'We've gone over your budget very carefully, Mr Thorne. Unfortunately the network does not sell 7-second spots.'

Man selling lamb weekly

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

"Is anything good on?"

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

'We interrupt this Special Bulletin to give you an even more special bulletin!'

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

"Hey! This is news."

"News anchors' spring fashion show"

"My real money comes from my TV news appearances predicting stock market rises and falls."

Silly News.

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

"'60 Minutes' is on."

As Seen On TV

Weather reporter feels guilty every time it rains.

"Our school paper was bought by Rupert Murdoch."

'I need to appear bold and decisive. Won't someone PLEASE ask me a yes or no question?'

"I am not a candidate. Just ask my campaign manager, press aides and fund raisers."

'I'm suing for libel! You've down graded me from being a reliable source to being just a confidential source.'