Quirky Startup Fan T-Shirts

Failed business ventures.

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

What do you think of the application so far?

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

'Driving without a flag?'

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

Crazy paving company.

"I just want to see how you look in a cubicle."

"I'm sorry, but he's having his teeth filed to needle-sharp points. Can I take a message?"

Tapped Tree

'Welcome aboard, Gridley ? this will be your desk.'

Sign Shop

"She has to find just the right spot."

Solar powered sunbed.

'This is the Executive Assistants' warmup room.'

Filing Cabinet reading Eeny, Meeny Miny Mo.

Bob invents the Zero Gravity Light Bulb.

'He's notorious for pushing the envelope.'

'Sure I can chat - just let me pull over to the shoulder.'

Silhouettes

All-terrain vegetables.

'The carnival has a company car.'

'Meet Regan the vegan, Ray the gay and Tommie the commie.'

Car Boot Sale - Go Home Yanks

'This word processing program is very user friendly. All the O's contain a happy face.'

"We lost our grant and now look."

'It's like a regular pair of pants, but they have asbestos pockets so money won't burn a hole in them.'

Monk's Muffler Shoppe.