Quirky Startup Fan Prints

Failed business ventures.

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

What do you think of the application so far?

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

'Driving without a flag?'

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

Crazy paving company.

Tapped Tree

"I'm sorry, but he's having his teeth filed to needle-sharp points. Can I take a message?"

"I just want to see how you look in a cubicle."

"Simpson, you promised you wouldn't tell anybody I turned down Bill Gates!"

We love the diversity of the neighborhood.

'Welcome aboard, Gridley ? this will be your desk.'

Sign Shop

"She has to find just the right spot."

Dave wanted to make sure that he'd be able to blow out all the candles on his cake.

Solar powered sunbed.

'This is the Executive Assistants' warmup room.'

Filing Cabinet reading Eeny, Meeny Miny Mo.

'He's notorious for pushing the envelope.'

Bob invents the Zero Gravity Light Bulb.

'Sure I can chat - just let me pull over to the shoulder.'

"When did the flies around here start getting tiny little airbags?"

Silhouettes

VW Bug Ceases Production.

All-terrain vegetables.

'The carnival has a company car.'

'Meet Regan the vegan, Ray the gay and Tommie the commie.'

Car Boot Sale - Go Home Yanks

'This word processing program is very user friendly. All the O's contain a happy face.'

"We lost our grant and now look."

'I give it three, maybe four innings before the other team complains and we get a call from the commissioner.'

'It's like a regular pair of pants, but they have asbestos pockets so money won't burn a hole in them.'

Monk's Muffler Shoppe.