Quirky Car Fan Pillows

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

'Driving without a flag?'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'It seats two comfortably.'

Open House of Horrors

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

The water desk

'How about a nice saloon?'

Old-fashioned computer

"We're out of flowers."

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

Jasper's Limo Service.

"He's at that awkward age."

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

'Our limo's here.'

Crazy paving company.

Tapped Tree

Giant Ice Skates

The Booger.

"Love the exposed chessboard."

Pirate trying on parrots.

The hand sanitiser had all gone but I managed to get one of these

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

5 foot high or less aisle in a supermarket

'We didn't know what to do with all our old, outdated equipment, so we made a sculpture garden from it.'