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'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

Reasonableman

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

"Here comes the super-visor."

"Pity that 'on' button's a bit of a stretch."

'Mr Bluebeard is our safety officer.'

"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."

'In the few remaining minutes of the lesson I can't do better than to show you how to fill an accident form.'

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and fast.'

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

Contagious Diseases.

'Never shoot straight up.'

Dept of Health and Safety founder was accident victim.

How to become the perfect waiter. Lesson 83.

"Now just hold on a minute, fellers. This thing doesn't look to be very safe at all."

'He swallowed a warning label!'

"...this one has even a little emergency phone to ring the hospital if you cut yourself."

Barber has strapped boy in barber chair with a safety belt.

'Never thought I'd see you again - you really must have nine lives.'

'Next time you lose your keys, please call a locksmith instead of blowtorching the door.'

'I'm on beach-patrol today: It's sunscreen in there...'

'Stand back!...She's cleared out three local stores in the last year.'

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

"To play it safe, I've stopped shaking hands and hugging."

Crash Testing Clown Car.