Wardrobe Malfunction Wonder Mugs

'Doc, could someone help me with my shoe laces, and my truss...and can't get my zip... undone...'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Shoe addict.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

'The body's ok, but the neck's too tight.'

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

Puss in Heels

Choosing What To Wear.

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

Easter Egg

Friendly Tie

'I went to see a personal shopper this afternoon. . . I thought I'd surprise you!'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'This one's got a mahogany finish, easy to assemble and comes with a magical kingdom as standard.'

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'