Wardrobe Worrier Mugs

"I'm getting sick and tired of not having anything to wear!"

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"I don't care what job you want, Bagshaw, for God's sake dress for the job you have!"

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

How to read the dress code?

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

"Is there a seamstress present?"

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

'This one's got a mahogany finish, easy to assemble and comes with a magical kingdom as standard.'

'Why can I never find my camouflage trousers?'

"I'm looking for a nice basic piece of clothing that can fulfill every need I have."

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'

"Sorry to interrupt, I just wanted to say how much I hate your dress."

Wearing all black

'What wine goes well with red meat?'

'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'

Boyfriend Shirt.

"I think whatever's going to happen next has already happened."

"Is that my skirt?!!"

"I'm not wearing that - it screams first day of school."

'zillions spent learning about weight loss... But no one has a clue about weight shift.'

'The sequel to The Emperor Wore No Clothes.'

Jeans Styles