Witchy Fashionistas Gifts

EEK! You've got hat hair!

Dragon Hair-dryer.

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"Do these puffy pants make me look less tyrannical?"

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

'It makes a cutting edge fashion statement, plus it has room for a gas mask and compact bio hazard suit.'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

Salad Hat

Dog lusting for mannequin legs.

'Dad, why can't I have sensible shoes?'

I took up antkeeping.

Beauty Shop

"Would you like to come up for a margarita?"

Company picnics offer ample evidence why office dress codes are a sound idea.

'You do have to feed it twice a day, but on the upside, it's self-cleaning.'

'The big guy wants to see you.'

Casual day in Antarctica.

'I hate it when she gets perms'

Kangaroo with fishing equipment.

"Look how styles change. I've been asked to pose for Vogue."

Not Uggs. Puggs.

'The Food and Drug Administration is really cracking down. Now we have to list all the ingredients in our potions.'

Nerd Day Was Always The Least Popular Part Of Fashion Week.

'I call it THE MAGIC PONY'. A hairdresser creates a new masterpiece.

'I'll take it!'

"How weird is it?"

'Really? You're a fashion designer for hospital gowns? What a fascinating career!'

The Country Wedding.

Horn Hair

Coool shades! Oh, sorry!

"The BBC went for the 'three thin hags' cookery programme idea."

'He thinks 'Dumb and Dumber' was a documentary.'