Witchy Wardrobe Wonder Gifts

"Casual cursewear? Right, this way."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Shoe addict.

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

'The body's ok, but the neck's too tight.'

Joseph and his coat

Puss in Heels

Choosing What To Wear.

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

'I went to see a personal shopper this afternoon. . . I thought I'd surprise you!'

Friendly Tie

"I'm sick and tired of black."

Easter Egg

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'

Trick or treat surprise.

Cut out and keep your own Wardrobe Assistant.

'The sleeves are short and the pants are baggy.' - 'It's really you sir.'

'The last suit was a bit stiff.'

Bad Outfit Alarm.