Witchy Wardrobe Wonder Mugs

"Casual cursewear? Right, this way."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Shoe addict.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

'The body's ok, but the neck's too tight.'

Puss in Heels

Joseph and his coat

Choosing What To Wear.

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

Easter Egg

"I'm sick and tired of black."

Friendly Tie

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

'I went to see a personal shopper this afternoon. . . I thought I'd surprise you!'

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'

'The last suit was a bit stiff.'

Trick or treat surprise.

'The sleeves are short and the pants are baggy.' - 'It's really you sir.'

Cut out and keep your own Wardrobe Assistant.

Bad Outfit Alarm.

'The cauldron is just for the sauce - I do the rest in my microwave.'