Witchy Wardrobe Curator Mugs

A witch gets ready to go out

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"That shirt is so last year."

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

Joseph and his coat

Puss in Heels

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

Easter Egg

Frock Coat

"Can you de-schlump him?"

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

(NO) Shirts With Writing On Them

'You must have something in my size?'

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

"Remind me to never take the shortcut through the Christmas Sweater workshop."

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

'When did you first become a Fruit-of-the-Loom guys groupie?'

'Fairy friday.'

Still in fashion

'Do these tight jeans make my top look big in this...?'

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Fat Kid 9- Mummy and Daddy are insane

"Well, I've been a hot dog, pizza slice, cheeseburger, and popcorn bucket, but no, I don't have any burrito experience."

Man in Crab Outfit

'It's goose down.'

Sunglasses Wardrobe

"I told you that 'biodegradable' pants were a bad idea!"

"Well, I've been a hot dog, pizza slice, cheeseburger, and popcorn bucket, but no, I don't have any burrito experience."

Why won't women wear last year's clothes?