Witchy Fashionistas Pillows

EEK! You've got hat hair!

Dragon Hair-dryer.

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

'It makes a cutting edge fashion statement, plus it has room for a gas mask and compact bio hazard suit.'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

Dog lusting for mannequin legs.

Salad Hat

'Dad, why can't I have sensible shoes?'

"Would you like to come up for a margarita?"

Beauty Shop

'You do have to feed it twice a day, but on the upside, it's self-cleaning.'

Casual day in Antarctica.

'The big guy wants to see you.'

"Look how styles change. I've been asked to pose for Vogue."

Kangaroo with fishing equipment.

'I hate it when she gets perms'

'The Food and Drug Administration is really cracking down. Now we have to list all the ingredients in our potions.'

Nerd Day Was Always The Least Popular Part Of Fashion Week.

'I'll take it!'

'I call it THE MAGIC PONY'. A hairdresser creates a new masterpiece.

"How weird is it?"

The Country Wedding.

Coool shades! Oh, sorry!

"Which way to the House Good Taste, Mac?"

'Thunderbird Reserve? If I had known, I would have worn a fresh garbage bag.'

Horn Hair

"Buy two pairs of prescription eyewear and we throw in these pop-out eyeball glasses for Halloween."