Wardrobe Specialist Pillows

Puppetry of the Penis

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

Shoe addict.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

His and Her wardrobe's

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"That shirt is so last year."

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

'The body's ok, but the neck's too tight.'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

Choosing What To Wear.

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

'I went to see a personal shopper this afternoon. . . I thought I'd surprise you!'

"I'm sick and tired of black."