Wardrobe Management Pillows

'I can't find my camouflage jacket.'

A woman and her home simultaneously achieve 'casual'.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Shoe addict.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"That shirt is so last year."

His and Her wardrobe's

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

How to read the dress code?

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

'The body's ok, but the neck's too tight.'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

Choosing What To Wear.

'I went to see a personal shopper this afternoon. . . I thought I'd surprise you!'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'