Wardrobe Coordination Pillows

'Be sure to take a companion that matches your dress, young lady!'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

Shoe addict.

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

"That shirt is so last year."

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

His and Her wardrobe's

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

How to read the dress code?

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

'The body's ok, but the neck's too tight.'

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

Choosing What To Wear.

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

Friendly Tie

"I'm sick and tired of black."