Wardrobe Planner Pillows

How I want to dress half the time...

'Men pack. Women move.'

'Be sure to take a companion that matches your dress, young lady!'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Shoe addict.

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

His and Her wardrobe's

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

'The body's ok, but the neck's too tight.'

Choosing What To Wear.

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."

'I went to see a personal shopper this afternoon. . . I thought I'd surprise you!'

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

A woman and her home simultaneously achieve 'casual'.

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

Friendly Tie

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'