Outfit Planner Pillows

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"Don't rush me, I can't find nothing to wear."

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

Babies.

Thank you for purchasing the first modular dressing kid for guys

Bad gifts

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

'After you ask him for the pony, ask him to pay for your college education.'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'Men pack. Women move.'

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

"I always ask for a pony for my birthday. I find it gives the most bargaining room."

Carrots on sticks wardrobe.

Wearing all black

Cut out and keep your own Wardrobe Assistant.

"I see we're all going into this interview a little superstitious."

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

Matching Outfits

"Well, here comes shorts weather."

"We're becoming very similar in a lot of ways."

'To make a long story short, your biological clock has jet lag.'

Dr. Mary G. Wells Obstetrician. Open Labor Days.

'You won't come out with me in MY outfit when I stay in with you in THAT outfit?'

"Would Madam like to try it outside for wolf whistles?"

'You should just buy them - and never look back.'

"I can't believe school starts next week."

'Be sure to take a companion that matches your dress, young lady!'

'I have a dress for every day of the year. Is that it?'

"Mini, midi, maxi. Maxi, midi, mini . . ."

"What to wear, what to wear.. another tube top, I guess."

Good Luck