Outfit Planner Gifts

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"Don't rush me, I can't find nothing to wear."

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

Babies.

Bad gifts

Thank you for purchasing the first modular dressing kid for guys

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

'After you ask him for the pony, ask him to pay for your college education.'

'Men pack. Women move.'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

"Darling, I love how you've curated yourself."

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

"I always ask for a pony for my birthday. I find it gives the most bargaining room."

Carrots on sticks wardrobe.

Cut out and keep your own Wardrobe Assistant.

Wearing all black

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

Matching Outfits

"I see we're all going into this interview a little superstitious."

"Well, here comes shorts weather."

'To make a long story short, your biological clock has jet lag.'

"We're becoming very similar in a lot of ways."

'You should just buy them - and never look back.'

"Would Madam like to try it outside for wolf whistles?"

"I can't believe school starts next week."

Dr. Mary G. Wells Obstetrician. Open Labor Days.

'Be sure to take a companion that matches your dress, young lady!'

'You won't come out with me in MY outfit when I stay in with you in THAT outfit?'

'I have a dress for every day of the year. Is that it?'

Good Luck

No caption. (Baby decides which bottle to choose from a rack in a basement. The rack looks very much like a wine rack.)