Wardrobe Planner Prints

How I want to dress half the time...

'Men pack. Women move.'

'Be sure to take a companion that matches your dress, young lady!'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Shoe addict.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

His and Her wardrobe's

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

'The body's ok, but the neck's too tight.'

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

Choosing What To Wear.

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

Friendly Tie

'I went to see a personal shopper this afternoon. . . I thought I'd surprise you!'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

A woman and her home simultaneously achieve 'casual'.

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'