Censorship Crusader Gifts

Fired Editorial Cartoonists

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

Trappist Monk Discord

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

"Everyone, please welcome our new VP of being promoted and paid lots more than you for no apparent reason!"

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"This is the communications workshop, right? Let’s get started, I’m prepared!"

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

'There he goes, the bravest M&A knight that our kingdom has ever known.'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

"Psst! Hey, kids."

'Risky, but I like it!'

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

'This is the last time we post job openings,'

Production: Urgent, Rush, Super Rush.

'I have a typical nine to five job. It's enough work for nine people and I'm treated like a five year old.'

'I didn't realize we'd employed a cyber bully in you, Miss Tweedy.'

Freedom of Speech

Twisted Peel works overtime.

"I suppose we should start with listening skills!"

'No, copyright does not mean you have the right to copy it.'

Press freedom makes democracy.

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

He calls it 'delegating authority' I call it 'passing the buck'

Freedom Book.

'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?'