Fairness Crusader Gifts

'All equality acts are created equal but some are more equal than others.'

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

"We need a union!'

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

'Way too much information on your resume.'

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

Bureau of Power to the People

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

The weight the justice.

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

Lady Justice Balances A Marriage Quarrel

The struggle for a decent payment.

"Those are muzzles for whistleblowers."

We are an equal opportunities employer - It's true. They pay the same lousy wages to men and women.

Spiked prison bunk.

"Our civilisation is consuming too many resources. But we don't make enough money to enjoy it either."

'Take up thy tents and walk!'

Bees full of righteous indignation swarm the honey company's executive suite.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all for paying women's salaries."

'We've been given three months notice backdated twelve weeks.'

"To be honest we can't afford to be honest."

John Lewis

Woman has desk boxes labelled: Good For The Goose & Good For The Gander.

'Perhaps you would like to rephrase your last answer.'

'This is outrageous! I could go to prison for sending miners into an unsafe mine!'

'Hers his. That's not fair.'

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem... why doesn't everyone get one?"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall who is the fairest of them all?"

Sex Equality

'Tolerance...Zero Tolerance'

"What??? For that money I used to get at least a judge, a congressman, and a city councilman!!"