Clean Water Crusaders Prints

"It's trickle down."

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Ironing day.

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

Global Warming.

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

"Let's face it Mum, the main reason we're an endangered species is that we're fussy eaters..."

Fumes from furniture

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

"It would kill him to run a vacuum?"

'I don't care if you're wearing them again tomorrow, just put your clothes away!'

"I don't know how this ends. . ."

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

Where clean coal comes from.

HS2 time bomb...

"I don't CARE if Tracy Emin's bed sold for £4440,000...I STILL want you to clean your room."

Welsh water sewage

"You have sewage between your teeth."

"It's a survival instinct...they know there's an underwater pipe pumping out untreated effluent somewhere around here."

Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator.

Seals - Pick your own.

Mine problems

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

"I can remember when water was just wet."

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

'Mom, I cleaned my room like you told me.'

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."