Global Change Enthusiast Gifts

"Late-stage capitalism passes the torch to a new generation..."

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Scarcity

Trump leaving

Made in China

World Economic Crisis.

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

Economy.

Trouble everywhere...

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

'The reason I have been able to keep my job through these turbulent times, is that I welcome change, especially if it's from a vending machine.'

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

'Maybe change is a good thing.'

"Our company is going to embrace cutting edge change...that's why the room is full of old white guys waiting for me to load a motivational video into a VCR."

Commercial Diplomacy at Work

Building a better America - Financing by The Bank of China.

"As I understand, we stop refugees making dangerous journeys to a safe countey and offer them safe passage to a dangerous one..."

"Italy just bought France."

"I still have a dream."

Change, Change, Change, Change.

'Welcome to Change Management 101. We'll start with some free falls.'

Mine says, 'Blaming China won't work.'

How Climate Change Works

'You should have seen me sooner, Mr. Fenswick.'

"Looks like charity is the transfer of money from poor people in rich counties to rich people in poor countries."

North Korean missile over Japan

"I think deep down he's really pleased the union has a female head for the first time..."

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

Black Crayon

"The thing about innovation, new ideas and change is that it needs to be carefully considered, vetted and fall within corporate governance before being implemented."

"I hope I haven't taken you aback by asking you to attend the change seminar."

There are better responses to 'change' than running around the office screaming 'We're doomed!'