Environmentalist Critique Gifts

Hummer Hell

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Packaging Russian Dolls

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

North Pole

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

Deforestation.

The Environmentalist

Humans...What is their purpose?

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Nature versus commerce.

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Natural Disasters

Polluted geese

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

The interested bystanders.