Avian Architect Admirer Mugs

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

Bird building a nest under a bird box rather than in it

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

So you're a mocking bird...

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

Cat statues on entrance gate

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Bird Torture.

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

I love the Shard

'There's too many of us... I'm going to start forming a 'W'.'

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'Greenwich in the Season'

'I think he's lonely.'

The High Line at Giza

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"It was your idea to install the TV dish on the church spire"

"Do you think the birds like me?"