Avian Architect Mugs

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

'My husband and I are real bird lovers.'

Birdhouse Shapes

Woodpecker House

Birds Building House

'Looks like they have their own problems with suburban encroachment.'

Bird Outhouse

'Still no takers, did it ever occur to you that they may not like the neighbourhood?'

'We decided to rent out the back room until the baby comes.'

'Honey, you're spoiling those birds!'

'We like 4-4-2.'

Caliologist

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"We've only got one parrot remember."

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

"I don't want to take this meeting off track, but... isn't Stonehenge amazing? Seriously, who did that?"

"I'm getting it registered as an historical landmark."

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

Man trying to take pictures of wild birds at feeder.

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

"You spoil that Hamster."

Egyptology Books form Pyramid

"I propose we go with the second option."

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

"I can build it. My price is 300 oxen and a flock of sheep. A roof would be 250 sheep extra."

'I think he wants a larger cage.'

Participants in the Poetry Writing Workshop imagine that they are imaginary persons in a situation of their own imagination.

'Amazing what a little teamwork can accomplish.'

'It's new government policy - we have to include affordable edifices.'

Bird building a nest under a bird box rather than in it