Avian Artist Mugs

'Everything is a competition with that guy.'

Bird Watcher's Club of America

Man trying to take pictures of wild birds at feeder.

Pencil Peaock

"I got a beak job."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

So you're a mocking bird...

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

bird interprets modern art

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

Bird Torture.

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

'There's too many of us... I'm going to start forming a 'W'.'

'I think he's lonely.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"Do you think the birds like me?"

"Never Again." (bird sitting on a giant egg).

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

Birds doing the 'wave'.

Caliologist

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

Ornithologist

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

"One word from you when the wife gets home and you're next Sunday's roast!"

Doulton Canada Geese