Ancient Architect Appreciator Gifts

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

Leaning Tower of Pisa

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

Blok drives by New York City.

Bankside

"I don't want to take this meeting off track, but... isn't Stonehenge amazing? Seriously, who did that?"

How they did it . . .

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

Cavemen Exhibit

'What do you mean we can't finish on time? Do you want history to say that Rome wasn't built in a day?'

"Oog creates fire and all you can come up with is that silly round thing!"

'Aluminum siding will be used to cut costs in restoration at the U.S. Capitol.'

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

"You spoil that Hamster."

The TROU of the Baroque

Egyptology Books form Pyramid

"I still liked it better when it was the Colosseum."

"Maybe it needs a caption."

"Frankly, I don't like the way things are going."

'Floodplain close - House on stilts with ladder. Estate Agent saying, 'Welcome onto the property ladder...''

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

Stonehenge Ticket Office