Ancient Architect Gifts

'Amazing what a little teamwork can accomplish.'

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

"It's right now, but what happens when the clocks go forward?"

'It's new government policy - we have to include affordable edifices.'

"I don't want to take this meeting off track, but... isn't Stonehenge amazing? Seriously, who did that?"

'I am 'hurrying-up'... Rome wasn't built in a day, you know!'

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

"I can build it. My price is 300 oxen and a flock of sheep. A roof would be 250 sheep extra."

"You spoil that Hamster."

"I just invented the 'church' - It's for donating money to."

Egyptology Books form Pyramid

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

Egyptian umbrella

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

Hollywood Sign Developers

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

'C'mon get it straight.'

'Hmph. College kids.'

The first car accident.

Pipe Dream.

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Tut and Carmen.

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"