Ancient Architects Gifts

"I like the concept. Like the whole thing. But take out the arches."

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

The first car accident.

Tut and Carmen.

Interdisciplinary studies.

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

'It's an antique!'

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

Used wheels

Caliologist

"I don't want to take this meeting off track, but... isn't Stonehenge amazing? Seriously, who did that?"

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

How they did it . . .

Closed for Renovation

Reluctantly, Indiana Jones reaches for the true cup of Christ.

"It's the usual promise to cut taxes"

'Big deal! -- anybody can build a prefab!'

The cradle of mankind

'Busy Builders' at the Seaside

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

'What do you mean we can't finish on time? Do you want history to say that Rome wasn't built in a day?'

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"