Ancient Architects Gifts

"I like the concept. Like the whole thing. But take out the arches."

No Caption. (Ancient Egyptian mail carrier is seen delivering to pyramid shaped mailboxes in front of the pyramids of Giza.)

I'm sick of living on the top floor.

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

The first car accident.

Tut and Carmen.

Interdisciplinary studies.

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

'It's an antique!'

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

Wow, Ernie, another previously undiscovered tomb. And it has some unusual images. Is that a picture of the first sandwich? A thumbs up is next to it. The first "like"! Here's a drawing of a family and a heart has been added. The first emoji! This bird looks exactly like one we saw in the last tomb. The first retweet. Could this be the first social media? Yes! And this is how they scrolled!

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

Used wheels

Caliologist

"I don't want to take this meeting off track, but... isn't Stonehenge amazing? Seriously, who did that?"

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

How they did it . . .

Reluctantly, Indiana Jones reaches for the true cup of Christ.

Closed for Renovation

"It's the usual promise to cut taxes"

The cradle of mankind

'Busy Builders' at the Seaside

'I can't wait for Power Point.'

You dope! Why would you build our home right next to a power plant?

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

'Big deal! -- anybody can build a prefab!'

'What do you mean we can't finish on time? Do you want history to say that Rome wasn't built in a day?'