Ancient Architecture Gifts

Obsessives anon -"My name is Hadrian and I build walls."

"Meet the scribe"

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Venus

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Tourists in Egypt

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

Sundial Time

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

Zeus's Caddy

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

"I'm having my entrails read."

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

Pyramid catflap...

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Goddess

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

Museum. They were an ancient culture that worshipped the concept of zero. "Nothing" was sacred.

"You can't lose pal. For a small fee, you make huge commissions every time you sell those babies."

Wow, Ernie, another previously undiscovered tomb. And it has some unusual images. Is that a picture of the first sandwich? A thumbs up is next to it. The first "like"! Here's a drawing of a family and a heart has been added. The first emoji! This bird looks exactly like one we saw in the last tomb. The first retweet. Could this be the first social media? Yes! And this is how they scrolled!

Sphinx with nursing Sphinx pups

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."