Ancient Architecture Pillows

Obsessives anon -"My name is Hadrian and I build walls."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"Meet the scribe"

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Venus

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

Tourists in Egypt

Sundial Time

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

Zeus's Caddy

Pyramid catflap...

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

"I'm having my entrails read."

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Goddess

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

"You can't lose pal. For a small fee, you make huge commissions every time you sell those babies."

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

"I don't want to take this meeting off track, but... isn't Stonehenge amazing? Seriously, who did that?"