Ancient Architect Appreciator Pillows

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

Leaning Tower of Pisa

Blok drives by New York City.

Bankside

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

"I don't want to take this meeting off track, but... isn't Stonehenge amazing? Seriously, who did that?"

How they did it . . .

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

'What do you mean we can't finish on time? Do you want history to say that Rome wasn't built in a day?'

"Oog creates fire and all you can come up with is that silly round thing!"

'Aluminum siding will be used to cut costs in restoration at the U.S. Capitol.'

Egyptology Books form Pyramid

The TROU of the Baroque

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

"You spoil that Hamster."

"Maybe it needs a caption."

"Frankly, I don't like the way things are going."

'Floodplain close - House on stilts with ladder. Estate Agent saying, 'Welcome onto the property ladder...''

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

"I can build it. My price is 300 oxen and a flock of sheep. A roof would be 250 sheep extra."

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