Ancient Architecture Buff Prints

'He's right y'know-it IS upside down!'

Tourists

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

The Fall of Gnome

"Wait, there's another fold? No wonder we have so many extra stones."

A watch face with Stonehenge

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

"When I said make it RIGHT, I meant correctly."

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

Maybe the gods aren't angry. Maybe the gods are just yanking our chain.

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

Leaning Tower of Pisa

The White House: Some Assembly Required.

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

"...it was believed that anyone who displeased it would meet with a terrible fate, which of course is complete nonsen..."

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

Litter Tray Stonehenge

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."