Ancient Archaeology Buff Prints

Tourists

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"Have you been playing dice?"

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

Those Were The Days

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

The Fall of Gnome

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

A watch face with Stonehenge

Stonehenge Explained

"I think it was an election year."

"Here's the parking lot."

Sphinx Comes Alive

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'