Primitive Trade Lover Prints

Decorate with a touch of nostalgia—our prints celebrating primitive trade highlight vintage craftsmanship and rustic artistry. Perfect for adding character and storytelling to any room.

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The Birth of Free Market Economics. I wish I had a rock. I wish I had a stick. (Published originally on August 8, 2005.)

The Birth of Free Market Economics. I wish I had a rock. I wish I had a stick. (Published originally on August 8, 2005.)

Primitive magician

Primitive magician

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

Great Moments in Culinary History.

Great Moments in Culinary History.

"Now do you believe me?"

"Now do you believe me?"

'Thrilling news yesterday; my nephew's got the Lascaux Caves commission.'

'Thrilling news yesterday; my nephew's got the Lascaux Caves commission.'

"I think we should get a dog."

"I think we should get a dog."

'Like heck he invented fire -- it was spontaneous combustion from the slob's trash pile.'

'Like heck he invented fire -- it was spontaneous combustion from the slob's trash pile.'

"Do you think we could domesticate them?"

"Do you think we could domesticate them?"

'There is still much we don't know about interplanetary travel.'

'There is still much we don't know about interplanetary travel.'

"It's a quaint, one room, no bath, no half-bath, no basement, no windows, hole-in-a-boulder studio."

"It's a quaint, one room, no bath, no half-bath, no basement, no windows, hole-in-a-boulder studio."

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

"What am I supposed to to do? It's my hunter-gatherer instinct"

"What am I supposed to to do? It's my hunter-gatherer instinct"

'We've got food, shelter and clothing.. and now you want DISHES?'

'We've got food, shelter and clothing.. and now you want DISHES?'

'They describe the end of the ice age as the Big Brownout. They lost more than 10,000 tonnes of mammoth steaks.'

'They describe the end of the ice age as the Big Brownout. They lost more than 10,000 tonnes of mammoth steaks.'

True, it's a fixer-upper.

True, it's a fixer-upper.

"I've always felt that 'caveman' isn't so much a job as it is a lifestyle."

"I've always felt that 'caveman' isn't so much a job as it is a lifestyle."

'I gather you're a hunter. I can tell, I'm a hunter-gatherer.'

'I gather you're a hunter. I can tell, I'm a hunter-gatherer.'

'Shut up. You're the one who forgot to pay the electric bill.'

'Shut up. You're the one who forgot to pay the electric bill.'

It's called "fire"! Now we can compete in a global economy!

It's called "fire"! Now we can compete in a global economy!

'No, it only has a driver-side airbag.'

'No, it only has a driver-side airbag.'

Why money was invented.

Why money was invented.

'The trouble with being so primitive is that you have to say EVERYTHING in twenty-five words or less.'

'The trouble with being so primitive is that you have to say EVERYTHING in twenty-five words or less.'

'These are Oog's peak earning years.'

'These are Oog's peak earning years.'

"If I knew what effect Trump will have on our stock funds, maybe I could sleep."

"If I knew what effect Trump will have on our stock funds, maybe I could sleep."

Before the Domestication of Cows

Before the Domestication of Cows

'Ok, so they've made it through to the Stone Age but do you really think they'll make through to the Digital Age?"

'Ok, so they've made it through to the Stone Age but do you really think they'll make through to the Digital Age?"

Target

Target

'Well here's your problem - the wheel hasn't been invented yet.'

'Well here's your problem - the wheel hasn't been invented yet.'

'It doesn't get any better than this!'

'It doesn't get any better than this!'

'Look, Garn has invented entertainment.'

'Look, Garn has invented entertainment.'

'You do realize these colours will look very different in daylight?'

'You do realize these colours will look very different in daylight?'

'The neatest part is, it's self-replicating!'

'The neatest part is, it's self-replicating!'

Primitive Trade Lover Prints Collection

Primitive Trade Lover Mugs

Explore our unique collection of primitive trade mugs—funny, nostalgic, and perfect for coffee or tea lovers who adore vintage craftsmanship.

Primitive Trade Lover Pillows

Add rustic charm to your home with our primitive trade-inspired pillows—cozy, quirky, and crafted with vintage appeal.

Primitive Trade Lover T-Shirts

Discover our primitive trade t-shirts—stylish and witty designs that celebrate rustic crafts and vintage trades in a fun, wearable form.