Primitive Living Enthusiast Gifts

'We've got food, shelter and clothing.. and now you want DISHES?'

Primitive magician

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

"The bad news is I didn't get any food. The good news is I got my 100,000 steps in."

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

"Now do you believe me?"

"It's a wheeble or some such thing, but still no sign of a deoderant."

"I think we should get a dog."

Cave College: 'We offer two majors, Hunting and Gathering.'

'Like heck he invented fire -- it was spontaneous combustion from the slob's trash pile.'

"Capture those magic moments forever with Kodak's new Stick of Charcoal."

'There is still much we don't know about interplanetary travel.'

"Do you think we could domesticate them?"

"I wish I had his I.Q.!"

"It's a quaint, one room, no bath, no half-bath, no basement, no windows, hole-in-a-boulder studio."

"What am I supposed to to do? It's my hunter-gatherer instinct"

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

Real estate: 'Sure, it's a long commute, but the price is right!'

"I've always felt that 'caveman' isn't so much a job as it is a lifestyle."

'Shut up. You're the one who forgot to pay the electric bill.'

'I gather you're a hunter. I can tell, I'm a hunter-gatherer.'

'No, it only has a driver-side airbag.'

'It's addicting... I watch it eight hours a day.'

True, it's a fixer-upper.

'These are Oog's peak earning years.'

'Ok, so they've made it through to the Stone Age but do you really think they'll make through to the Digital Age?"

"Honey, I'm homo erectus."

An Early Power Point Presentation.

I'm calling it the home entertainment centre.

Target

'Well here's your problem - the wheel hasn't been invented yet.'