Nine Lives Guardian Prints

"God gave me nine lives and with John Browning's help I'm going to keep it that way."

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Monkey-artist

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

"It's trickle down."

"Relax. They're just crows."

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

'This year, we can remove the words Glacier, Permafrost, Iceberg ...'

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

'How a cat lands on all fours'

"The nominees"

Preserve these Wetlands.

Roald Dahl's books updated for modern sensitivities.

'I've been tagged by a whaling commission, some environment people, a naval research team, a fishing group,some zoologists...'

'I'm interested in being born again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.'

"Hi. We're from the future."

"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."

'Sleep tight - don't let the bedbugs bite!'

Beekeeping 101

Planner at work.

Bert launches his plan to increase property values: Annoyance Free Zone - No politicians, media, pundits, or mimes beyond this point.

Fish Food

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

Today is the first day of the rest of your nine lives.

Deer Crossing.

Statue of Liberty Buried Under Snow

"And, for God's sake, don't let anyone finish my novel!"

"Sorry, I'm only allowed to save humans, not refugees. Here in the EU we've got humanitarian values, you know?"

The Threat to the Environment

Fight against theft of endangered species

Paper Production