Lover Of Life’s Mysteries Gifts

'Do you ever get the feeling there has to be more to life?'

Type 'G' for guru

Pastorius wonders why.

Formula.

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

'The hair-raising twists and turns, the mystery, numbing assault on the mind...THAT'S why I love tax law!'

'Are you sure this is all you can remember seeing after you were attacked?'

Lost to antiquity.

Philosophy Dept: Are you really here?

"Do you have a minute for a problem whose solution has eluded humanity since the dawn of civilization?"

'I'm leaving, I want to see the world. I can't stay here and spend my life watching grass grow!'

You can't go back.

Boarding House Kitchen

Frequently Asked Questions

Cone of uncertainty.

"Where did I come from?"

'Birds and bears, bulls and bees- I can't keep it all straight'

"I really must complain; this soup is delicious."

“Holy smokes, Larry! It’s Bigfoot and Jimmy Hoffa!”

'It's a furball.'

Passage of Time

Destinations

What's new is Archaeology. The world's most pointless magazine.

'Oh, that. It's a horseshoe for good luck.'

'You must not let your guard down,. In the very near future, I see you being ripped off by an old lady...OK handsome, that'll be two hundred bucks!'

'What's your wallet and keys doing in the refrigerator?'

Sir, come quick! We think we've found the nose!

Nothing Good Ahead

"Where are we? None of this stuff is even on the map!"

'This may not be a mummification, professor.'

"This is nothing like my near death experience."

"The meaning of life? No problemo! Just don't ask me to explain Donald Trump!"