Chaser Of Life’s Mysteries Gifts

Formula.

Pastorius wonders why.

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

When Buddha came to nirvana.

"You've reached the consciousness-raising call center. For the meaning of life, press 1. For the secret to happiness, press 2. For the joke of the day, press 3."

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

"Behold my perfect window of existence, when I'm neither trying to wake up nor falling asleep."

'If you promise to never try to openthe locked attic door, the owner will take $20,000 off!'

Department of Philosophy. Free Why-Fi.

Philosophy Dept: Are you really here?

'He went that way, officer!'

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

And the enchanting sound of running water.

Frequently Asked Questions

"I used to work for a pirate, but I had seasickness problems."

'I'm leaving, I want to see the world. I can't stay here and spend my life watching grass grow!'

School of Meditation. They put me in an accelerated class --- My mind is already empty!

Timmy felt calm among the Redwoods.

"Do you have a minute for a problem whose solution has eluded humanity since the dawn of civilization?"

Unusual Retirement Plans

"I'm coming - I just need some 'me' time."

'It's quiet now but just you wait until the season starts.'

'This injection is a combination of 16 drugs...

"What do you say we follow something else?"

"Where did I come from?"

'Birds and bears, bulls and bees- I can't keep it all straight'

'Martha, it's me...Please send out the kids to look for me.'

Passage of Time

Beware of High Tide

“Holy smokes, Larry! It’s Bigfoot and Jimmy Hoffa!”

Meditation Center.

Decaffeinated section.

Bermuda Triangle Motel