Chaser Of Life’s Mysteries Mugs

Formula.

Pastorius wonders why.

When Buddha came to nirvana.

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

'If you promise to never try to openthe locked attic door, the owner will take $20,000 off!'

"Behold my perfect window of existence, when I'm neither trying to wake up nor falling asleep."

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

Philosophy Dept: Are you really here?

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

Timmy felt calm among the Redwoods.

'I'm leaving, I want to see the world. I can't stay here and spend my life watching grass grow!'

And the enchanting sound of running water.

"Do you have a minute for a problem whose solution has eluded humanity since the dawn of civilization?"

"I used to work for a pirate, but I had seasickness problems."

Frequently Asked Questions

Unusual Retirement Plans

"I'm coming - I just need some 'me' time."

'This injection is a combination of 16 drugs...

'It's quiet now but just you wait until the season starts.'

"Where did I come from?"

"What do you say we follow something else?"

Beware of High Tide

“Holy smokes, Larry! It’s Bigfoot and Jimmy Hoffa!”

Passage of Time

Decaffeinated section.

'Birds and bears, bulls and bees- I can't keep it all straight'

Bermuda Triangle Motel

'Martha, it's me...Please send out the kids to look for me.'

A sleepy looking driver waits for a passenger in a sleepy looking car.