Seeker Of Life's Mysteries Gifts

"Do you have a minute for a problem whose solution has eluded humanity since the dawn of civilization?"

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

Pastorius wonders why.

Formula.

Department of Philosophy. Free Why-Fi.

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

Philosophy Dept: Are you really here?

"Stephen wants to be a fireman, Emily a doctor, and Matthew plans to take a few years off to find himself."

Frequently Asked Questions

'I'm leaving, I want to see the world. I can't stay here and spend my life watching grass grow!'

Man with a big question

'Yeah, but that's life!'

Unusual Retirement Plans

"Doreen and I became nudists! I've never felt so free, Lloyd!"

"Where did I come from?"

'I'm afraid I'm going to have to fail you. Sticking your head out the window while driving is incredibly dangerous.'

"On the other hand, you learn through failure."

"Isn't it incredible that both of is, at this exact same moment are unemployed/"

Destinations

'Martha, it's me...Please send out the kids to look for me.'

'Birds and bears, bulls and bees- I can't keep it all straight'

Passage of Time

“Holy smokes, Larry! It’s Bigfoot and Jimmy Hoffa!”

Type 'G' for guru

(I don't want to leave you any money, son. I want to leave you with a sense of what's possible.) (Impossible!)

A sleepy looking driver waits for a passenger in a sleepy looking car.

"Okay, you can take your blindfold off now."

'What's your wallet and keys doing in the refrigerator?'

'Do you ever get the feeling there has to be more to life?'

Nothing Good Ahead

"Where are we? None of this stuff is even on the map!"

"The meaning of life? No problemo! Just don't ask me to explain Donald Trump!"

"This is nothing like my near death experience."