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Beware of High Tide

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Polar bear bowling alley

The Lost World: You are Here

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

Blend Schools

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

The Fall from Pisa

"Where should we fly to for our next vacation?"

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

Yonder

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

'We've travelled tandem all our mrried life!'

'Tut. Now I suppose we'll have to hear all about her holiday!'

'Giraffe'

"My mom says I'll behaving a growing spurt, so I'll grow into these clothes soon."

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- Career Duck

'I'm leaving, I want to see the world. I can't stay here and spend my life watching grass grow!'

Introvert-in-a-Box

"I work from home. Well, technically my parents' home. I live in their basement."

Unusual Retirement Plans

The Quack Quack Diaries - Quack Quack Joins The Army

Boy, Interrupted.

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

"Where did I come from?"

'Can I call you back, I'm chasing a car.'

"I don't know what I want to do for my science project. I was thinking of trying to cure something."

Career options for fleas were limited.

"I'm thinking of going back to work now I've had kids beat me up"

'Birds and bears, bulls and bees- I can't keep it all straight'

"It's lovely there this time of year, if there isn't a war."

"I've come for your exciting research."