Life's Unpredictable Explorer Gifts

Beware of High Tide

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

The Lost World: You are Here

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

Blend Schools

The Fall from Pisa

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

"Where should we fly to for our next vacation?"

Yonder

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

'We've travelled tandem all our mrried life!'

"My mom says I'll behaving a growing spurt, so I'll grow into these clothes soon."

'Tut. Now I suppose we'll have to hear all about her holiday!'

'Giraffe'

Introvert-in-a-Box

"I work from home. Well, technically my parents' home. I live in their basement."

'I'm leaving, I want to see the world. I can't stay here and spend my life watching grass grow!'

Unusual Retirement Plans

Boy, Interrupted.

"I don't know what I want to do for my science project. I was thinking of trying to cure something."

Career options for fleas were limited.

"Where did I come from?"

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

'Can I call you back, I'm chasing a car.'

"I'm thinking of going back to work now I've had kids beat me up"

'Birds and bears, bulls and bees- I can't keep it all straight'

"It's lovely there this time of year, if there isn't a war."

"I've come for your exciting research."

"Just because you want to find yourself doesn't mean you're off your rocker."