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Philosophy Dept: Are you really here?

Passage of Time

Pastorius wonders why.

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

'I've used up all my eligibilities'

"Death coach..."

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

NOT COVID-RELATED tombstone

Baxter finally gets a life

Truth

"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby."

Formula.

"In a former life, I was exactly the same."

Wally dozes off in the middle of his mid-life crisis.

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."

'I've turned another corner in my life.' 'One more corner and you'll be back where you started.'

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

The big life questions that really get us thinking.

'Hello, my name is Death'

"You know, Mother, they say dead is the new 80."

What you want in life is sometimes out of reach.

"Some days I really wish I had finished med school. Not that I ever started med school."

Bowther, Wilkin, Lynch & Fisk

'You know the rules, Mr Dotterill - you're only allowed one visitor at a time.'

Information desk at the top of a mountain.

"Remember when we used to flock together, instead of just tweeting all day on line?"

'The meaning of life? 'Life' boils down into three categories...you are born...you live awhile....you then die.'

"What if this is all there is?"

'The Meaning of Life or your life!'

Go Now, Pay Later/Pay Now, Go Later!

"You could try watching your diet or getting more exercise – but you'll just be delaying the inevitable."

'When did the world get into such a big hurry?'

The Answer to Life.